Tom Cruise - You're an Idiot!
Tom Cruise blocks South Park episode in UK after closet-gay joke
23/01/2006 12:00:00 AM
LONDON (KP International) Tom Cruise may be engaged to Katie Holmes, have a baby on the way, and be a quirky Scientologist, making him a prime target for media fodder, but you better not make any jokes about him being in the closet.
A US entertainment website claims the "Mission: Impossible" star has blocked an episode of the animated comedy show "South Park" from airing in the UK.
The show, known for taking potshots at every living and dead celebrity under the sun, reportedly parodied Nicole Kidman and John Travolta trying to convince Cruise to come out of the closet (as well as featured a rendition of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly) alluding to past rumours that Cruise was gay.
"Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again," a source was reported as saying. "It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it, because it's very funny."
23/01/2006 12:00:00 AM
LONDON (KP International) Tom Cruise may be engaged to Katie Holmes, have a baby on the way, and be a quirky Scientologist, making him a prime target for media fodder, but you better not make any jokes about him being in the closet.
A US entertainment website claims the "Mission: Impossible" star has blocked an episode of the animated comedy show "South Park" from airing in the UK.
The show, known for taking potshots at every living and dead celebrity under the sun, reportedly parodied Nicole Kidman and John Travolta trying to convince Cruise to come out of the closet (as well as featured a rendition of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly) alluding to past rumours that Cruise was gay.
"Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again," a source was reported as saying. "It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it, because it's very funny."
Did Matt Damon try to block the release of Team America: World Police? No!
:in best down-syndromn accent: Matt Damon
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"Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink."







