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Top 10 Viagra slogans.....

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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 01:27 PM
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.....originally written for other products, which capture the essence of Viagra. Slight variations are acceptable:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz Up!

9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life.

And number one -- ta, da:

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:07 PM
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:12 PM
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:16 PM
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:33 PM
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repost.

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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 03:18 PM
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lol
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 03:58 PM
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I've tried half a pill of Viagra in the past and it didn't do anything to my wiener. Half a pill too little? I just wanted to see it work, but it didn't.
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Old Aug 13, 2008 | 05:19 AM
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^^^ LOL, you doing it all wrong!!!!!
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Old Aug 13, 2008 | 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by JustAyoungMC,Aug 12 2008, 05:33 PM
damn... repost nazi....
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Old Aug 13, 2008 | 06:19 AM
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