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View Poll Results: Who is the Biggest Badass!!!!
Chuck Norris The Round House Master!!!
63.16%
Steve Seagal AKA Bone Crusher!!
19.74%
Mr. T "I pitty the fool!"
17.11%
Voters: 76. You may not vote on this poll

And the tough guy award goes to.....

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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by duboseq,Jun 2 2008, 06:16 AM
That can be arranged but I need some more credentials.
Have you roundhouse kicked anyone in the last 72 hours?
No, it's been 73 hours since I last roundhouse kicked someone.

I did push an old lady in front of a bus, though. Does that count?
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 04:21 AM
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who voted for Mr. T? come on...

and really...Chuck Norris has nothing on Seagal. sure he's a sucky actor and a dick, but more of a tough guy i think.

Bruce Lee FTUW (ultimate win)!!! Steven Seagal FTW in this poll.
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by JonBoy,Jun 2 2008, 07:21 AM
No, it's been 73 hours since I last roundhouse kicked someone.

I did push an old lady in front of a bus, though. Does that count?
Aww man, that puts you just 2 points shy on the badass scale which make you a semi badass!

Go smack a Police officer in the back of the head our something equally crazy and I think you'll be good to go.
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 05:16 PM
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In his prime, I'd pick Seagal over Norris in a real fight. As someone said, Seagal's 7th dan level is no joke and would be very effective in a real fight. Mr. T would kick both of their asses simply because he's black, and black guys own white guys in fights.
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Communist_StooK,Jun 2 2008, 07:16 PM
In his prime, I'd pick Seagal over Norris in a real fight. As someone said, Seagal's 7th dan level is no joke and would be very effective in a real fight. Mr. T would kick both of their asses simply because he's black, and black guys own white guys in fights.
^ Makes a good point
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 07:27 PM
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Can't argue with that logic
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Communist_StooK,Jun 2 2008, 08:16 PM
In his prime, I'd pick Seagal over Norris in a real fight. As someone said, Seagal's 7th dan level is no joke and would be very effective in a real fight. Mr. T would kick both of their asses simply because he's black, and black guys own white guys in fights.
BWahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by SortaRican,May 31 2008, 04:31 PM
Are you on crack?
Jet li wouldn't be shit without industrial strength fic=shing line. His fly by wire moves are almost comical at best the guy is a disgrace to teh martial arts world.

Bruce Lee FTMFW!
ummmm I would have to disagree. his close quarters combat is pretty badass

look at leathal weapon 4

all these guys are products of hollywood to some degree. The only ones with real street cred would be Lee (but he is dead and not in this poll) and Segal.

Chan and Li are both badasses in their own right. Chan with environment manipulation and evasion and Li with multiple attack fronts and combos.
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 06:33 AM
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Norris, hands down, since we're obviously voting based on their movie persona's not in real life.

My dad also looks a bit like Norris, especially when he was younger, I fear he'll roundhouse kick me back in time if I talk back.
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 06:44 AM
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Norris, Segal and Mr. T has NOTHING on this Trasformer wearing IT dude.


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