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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 08:26 AM
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I THINK that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet earth's flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.















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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 08:36 AM
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OMG!

I've been to the Joyce Kilmer state park and did not see such things
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 08:43 AM
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:25 AM
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IBTL!!!


Vagina tree= hilarity
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:54 AM
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Some off the cuff remarks that come to mind....

Nature is a beautiful thing.

Don't even think about it, you'll get splinters.

Its not so pretty when it seasonally saps.

If a tree orgasms in the woods, but no one is around to hear it....
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 11:08 AM
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Oh ye of little faith thinking I would lock this because of a wooden vagina...
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Saki GT,Jul 10 2006, 12:54 PM
If a tree orgasms in the woods, but no one is around to hear it....

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