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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 10:55 PM
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This is a true story that's been witnessed. It is worth the read so hope you make it til the end.

An LAPD cop pulls over an old beat up civic with 4 young hispanic male inside. The civic has gotten the typical ricer treatment - bomz racing fart can exhaust, tomb sock intake, the whole ordeal. Sounds absolutely hideous and can be heard a mile away. Anyway, the cop pulls them over on a residential street and fails to get out of the car. Instead, he turns on his megaphone and instructs the driver to start revving his car. The driver and the other guys in the civic at this point are utterly confused and are scratching their heads. They are reluctant to rev their riced out civic in front of the cop. The cop then repeats on the megaphone: "I said, rev your engine!". The civic being scared to death starts slowly revving the engine. The cop then shouts on the megaphone "keep revving and rev it harder!". At this point, i'm thinking the cop may be determining how loud the fart can exhaust is, to see what type of an action he will take. Even then, this whole concept of 4 dudes being stuck revving the crap out of their rice boi motor in front of a damn cop is freakin hilarious!!!!

Anyway, the cop gets back on the megaphone after he's heard enough: "okay, stop revving now". The civic guys looking confused and scared as ever, brings the revving to a halt. It is then that the cop does a full out, one time revving of his engine "VROOOOOOOM!!!" while bouncing off the rev limiter a few times. He lets his engine come back to idle and yells out on the megaphone: "V8". Said nothing more or less. Just yelled out the words V8. He proceeded to accelerate full throttle away from the civic and left the scene.

I'm still curious to this day, the conversations that took place inside the civic during this whole scene. I'm imagining it was pretty epic. I can think of too many funny things, but are probably not appropriate to post here. HAHAHAHA what a gangster cop. That was one of the funniest things i've ever seen.
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 11:10 PM
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Uh. Okay.
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 11:11 PM
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Old Apr 30, 2010 | 05:05 AM
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This is a true story that's been witnessed. It is worth the read so hope you make it til the end.
I love the emails that start, "I didn't verify this, but the person who sent it to me says its true and they usually check before they forward things".

In other words, FALSE.

Forward this to 10 people or you'll suffer the fate.
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Old Apr 30, 2010 | 05:32 AM
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Wow. That was an epic story.
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Old Apr 30, 2010 | 05:45 AM
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Old Apr 30, 2010 | 05:48 AM
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awful story. you suck.
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Old Apr 30, 2010 | 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Apr 30 2010, 08:45 AM


I was hoping they were illegal mexicans, then the cop beat them down for stealing the civic with 50 illegal immigrants in the trunk then deported their asses... gay
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Old Apr 30, 2010 | 05:58 AM
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This one day at band camp....
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Old Apr 30, 2010 | 06:00 AM
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I played that flute when she finished with it, tastes like chicken.
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