Turning a woman down/dumping her
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Okay--new topic: I'm curious to hear the funniest story you have about either turn a woman down for sex and/or the funniest way you dumped your X.
Mine: When I was 18, I had dated this psycho bitch... I was really ill one day..and she was being a total bitch and said, "Stop the car, I'm getting out!". I dropped her ass off on the highway and drove home... later she called and said, "I can't believe you left me there!"... I hung up. LATER (a few weeks) I was dating this other girl, etc... and had told the first girl it was over, etc... went to get some of my shit, and she started bitching more. I said, "Look, its fuxking over. I don't want or need to hear any more of your crap". Got in my van (yes, a van), locked the door (windows were up), and slowly and calmly drove off..with a small "bump". I wondered what that was, figured it was a rock or something. Later-- she called and said, "You asshxle you ran over my foot!". I asked if she was okay, etc... she was fine, just a tire mark on her shoe. After finding out she wasn't hurt, I politely said, "Good to hear that...goodbye". Hung up... and moved on. Oddly, she insisted we were still DATING even though I told her I was now seeing someone else, etc... Now she's married and has a kid. Her husband makes subwoofer speaker boxes and she works at an Exxon! Ahh... Now thats justice!
-- Aaron
Mine: When I was 18, I had dated this psycho bitch... I was really ill one day..and she was being a total bitch and said, "Stop the car, I'm getting out!". I dropped her ass off on the highway and drove home... later she called and said, "I can't believe you left me there!"... I hung up. LATER (a few weeks) I was dating this other girl, etc... and had told the first girl it was over, etc... went to get some of my shit, and she started bitching more. I said, "Look, its fuxking over. I don't want or need to hear any more of your crap". Got in my van (yes, a van), locked the door (windows were up), and slowly and calmly drove off..with a small "bump". I wondered what that was, figured it was a rock or something. Later-- she called and said, "You asshxle you ran over my foot!". I asked if she was okay, etc... she was fine, just a tire mark on her shoe. After finding out she wasn't hurt, I politely said, "Good to hear that...goodbye". Hung up... and moved on. Oddly, she insisted we were still DATING even though I told her I was now seeing someone else, etc... Now she's married and has a kid. Her husband makes subwoofer speaker boxes and she works at an Exxon! Ahh... Now thats justice!
-- Aaron
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This reminds me of a story involving my ex-wife (nearly 30 years ago). We were officially divorced, but she still was using my credit card until she could establish her own credit. One day when I went to a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun, I found that my card was over its limit. It seems the ex had been charging like crazy without putting any reins on her shopping appetite.
I wrote a check for the gun, went directly to her apartment (No, I didn't shoot her), and asked for her card, which I proceeded to cut up. Problem solved! She was pissed; too damn bad. Needless to say, we don't exchange cards at Christmas.
I wrote a check for the gun, went directly to her apartment (No, I didn't shoot her), and asked for her card, which I proceeded to cut up. Problem solved! She was pissed; too damn bad. Needless to say, we don't exchange cards at Christmas.
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Since Texas seems to be the easiest place in anywhere on this planet to get a gun. Hmm, I know everyone in Texas carrys a gun. Maybe, someone can hook me up with a decent Glock 24 or something. Ooh, I love Texas!
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TEXAS RULES!Sorry just had to do that. And yes I own a few guns.
Girlfriend story:
I too was dating the wicked witch of the west. The constant fights eventually got to me and one night she insisted on staying at a party with some friends. I tossed her crap out on the lawn and never spoke with her again. Now she's got several kids from different men. I don't know what she's doing and neither do I care. She actually called me a few years later and begged me to take her back. Bwah, Ha Ha. Yea Right! I really feel sorry for those guys.
Girlfriend story:
I too was dating the wicked witch of the west. The constant fights eventually got to me and one night she insisted on staying at a party with some friends. I tossed her crap out on the lawn and never spoke with her again. Now she's got several kids from different men. I don't know what she's doing and neither do I care. She actually called me a few years later and begged me to take her back. Bwah, Ha Ha. Yea Right! I really feel sorry for those guys.
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What the hell is up with women that like to fight, especially alot and for extended periods of time? I learned my lesson early about that and would never-EVER date a woman that would treat me, or act like that again.
-- Aaron
-- Aaron
