Two women go out without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both drunk as skunks, they felt the overwhelming urge to relieve themselves. The only available place to stop was a cemetery. The first one didn't have anything to clean herself off with, so she took off her panties, used them to clean herself, and threw them in the bushes. The second one, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties" so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself. The next morning, the two husbands were talking on the phone and one says to the other "These two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties." The other one responded "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read 'We will never forget you'."

 

Raptor, you are a sicko.

 

Raptor, you are a sicko,

 

That was too funny

 

Two men were taking their dogs for an early morning walk through the cemetery, as they passed each other one said "morning", and the other replied, "No, just walking my dog".

 

It took me a while, but i got it . Nice one

 

Good one Raptor.

 

damn
i don't get it ...

 

good stuff

 

George and James - Good ones!