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Old 06-04-2004, 10:02 AM
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[QUOTE] -The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
Old 06-04-2004, 10:09 AM
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^buahhahah so true
Old 06-04-2004, 10:25 AM
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I don't know...... that describes a pretty brainless er right there.....i don't think it's a fair representation of the male clan (*really intense wishfull thinking*) I thik that defines a male who is not interested in his girl.
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:golfclap: We need a golfclap smiley.
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[QUOTE]Men just can't win.....

Why do men die first?
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HELL YEAH> I showed those rules for women to my wife a while back. She was not happy. THey are so right on though.
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LOL, men cant count....... I do love that one about hte men and snoring!!!
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