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Old Aug 11, 2010 | 09:21 PM
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Does anyone on here go to UTI? Just wondering how their drug test is, I don't do drugs I'm just wondering because Ive never taken a drug test in my life.
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Old Aug 11, 2010 | 09:25 PM
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if you don't do drugs then there is nothing to worry about...

i thought this was gonna be a thread about urinary tract infections haha
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Old Aug 11, 2010 | 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by unbreak_s2k07,Aug 11 2010, 10:21 PM
Does anyone on here go to UTI? Just wondering how their drug test is, I don't do drugs I'm just wondering because Ive never taken a drug test in my life.
Sounds like the guy who had a medical issue and said he didn't do any drugs, and hardly drank...

...and then now brags about getting drunk every night and smoking pot.

All you do is piss in a cup. If you didn't do drugs, you wouldn't think twice about a piss test--something isn't adding up.
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Old Aug 11, 2010 | 11:46 PM
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How do they test for aids, and gonorrhea? I'm going to have an STD test soon, I've never had sex though, I'm just curious
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Old Aug 12, 2010 | 04:46 AM
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Their drug test is mostly multiple choice, but it does have an essay question at the end. I wouldn't worry about it, though. Just read over the practice questions and you'll do fine.
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Old Aug 12, 2010 | 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by unbreak_s2k07,Aug 12 2010, 12:21 AM
Does anyone on here go to UTI? Just wondering how their drug test is, I don't do drugs I'm just wondering because Ive never taken a drug test in my life.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Old Aug 12, 2010 | 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Aug 12 2010, 04:57 AM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


Well done sir, well done
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Old Aug 12, 2010 | 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by unbreak_s2k07,Aug 12 2010, 12:21 AM
Does anyone on here go to UTI? Just wondering how their drug test is, I don't do drugs I'm just wondering because Ive never taken a drug test in my life.
Pretty sure they use a catheter to extract the urine. If you are comfortable with someone shoving a tube up your tiny little penis, then you should be fine.

Cheers bro
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Old Aug 12, 2010 | 08:20 AM
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Guys, be serious.


So the drug test goes like this.

They put you into a room and there's a cup on a table.

Then you get the white powder inside and snort it. Test 1.
Then there's this grassy substance in the next cup. You smoke it. Test 2.
Then there's this other brownish white powder. You put it in a spoon and boil it then suck up the fluid and inject it. Test 3.
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Old Aug 12, 2010 | 08:35 AM
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HAHAHA...

i thought you were pissing blood.
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