I will be looking at fatty's on the beach in Ocean City, MD starting tomorrow morning...

I am taking volenteers to start bathroom threads for me.

I have a laptop, but i don't think where we are staying has wireless internet and i am not sure i am smart enough to plug into anything.

This will give me a full week to think of useless things to post about when I get back.

I can get someone some saltwater taffy if anyone is interested.

 

Have fun. Watch out for ex-KKK members in wheelchairs who come bearing the shocker. They run rampant in Ocean City.

 

Yeah, you'll spend the week pulling your own taffy.

Ya know Scot, you ain't so muckin fuch, ya oughta just stay in your on jackyard backin off instead of shockin fat ladies at the beach.

Enjoy the beach, ya freak!

 

You aren't fooling anybody we know you are into the fatties!

First time I met you, "I like Big Butts" was playing in your car.

 

Did you go for the Ocean City Car Show a few weeks back?

Well have fun man!

 

Memo--- CG's Taffy - add "protein" (he is an old afterall...he could use the protein)

 

Middle aged fat women with belly rings

OC MD always has a mix of toothless Pennsylvania inbreds down there driving in the "Bus lane", so this week will be like hitting the Lottery!!!!!

I actually do enjoy walking the boardwalk and playing on the beach & pool with my kids.... i hope there are at least a few hotties....

 

no, i live 4 hours from there..... this will be the only time i get there this year.

I worked at the bike shop on 72nd street for a summer and at the Eden Roc (20th street) for a different summer.... great place as a 21 year old.... lots of fun!!

 

I will be on the lookout. They better not try to run that wheel chair on the beach... lawsuits will be flying!!!

 

Nah, turns out your co-worker will be vacationing where you'll be staying so she'll be talking your ear off AND wearing a two piece. Have fun!