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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo' date='Jan 27 2009, 10:23 AM
an orgasim is an orgasim...
but not all orgasms are created equal
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 06:30 AM
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you're retarded, kid
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 06:31 AM
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it's true
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 06:50 AM
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Don't take sexual advice from someone named Mr. Flaccid...
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 07:54 AM
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by vtec9' date='Jan 27 2009, 07:50 AM
Don't take sexual advice from someone named Mr. Flaccid...
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 11:02 AM
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its loose, or laid back....
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo' date='Jan 26 2009, 10:03 AM


as for me, since I'm single, I'll probably sit at home and masturbate with my tears as lube
Don't forget to buy yourself some flowers
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 11:54 AM
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I guess women are luckier about self gratification, they make lots of inexpensive fun toys for us

But it's much better having a real man in bed, especially one you like.
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by nightcrawler7188' date='Jan 26 2009, 05:48 PM
he has an old wife but wants to make her smell like a new wife. you know like when you detail your car after years of neglecting it and getting used to it?
Cute young beanseff has a wife?

Buy her some sexy lingerie - maybe something with a theme... like french maid, pirate wench...

http://www.flirtylingerie.com/frenchmaid3.html

Got some nice stuff on that site, I book marked it!
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