Valentine's Day.
Originally Posted by senor_flojo' date='Jan 26 2009, 10:03 AM

as for me, since I'm single, I'll probably sit at home and masturbate with my tears as lube

Originally Posted by nightcrawler7188' date='Jan 26 2009, 05:48 PM
he has an old wife but wants to make her smell like a new wife. you know like when you detail your car after years of neglecting it and getting used to it?
Buy her some sexy lingerie - maybe something with a theme... like french maid, pirate wench...
http://www.flirtylingerie.com/frenchmaid3.html
Got some nice stuff on that site, I book marked it!









