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View Poll Results: In all honesty, how long is your penis in limp mode? No need to lie cuz no one would know.
1-1.99"
7.96%
2-2.99"
25.66%
3-3.99"
38.94%
4-4.99"
12.39%
5+ inches?
15.04%
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Old Jul 30, 2006 | 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Purple_sky,Jul 29 2006, 03:57 AM
...to satisfy my curiosity.

Ok, let me just get straight to it. My fiance's penis is rather small in limp mode, approximately 2 or so inches long and not thick either. However, when it's erect, it becomes pretty big, approximately longer than 8 inches long and kind of thick. Is this normal for most men? I don't know much at all about men's penises, but are they supposed to expand so much during erection or is his a special case? I find it very strange. I mean, if his was to be seen when limp, he would be embarrassed. But when erect, he's well-endowed. Weird!

Anyhoo, once and for all, I thought to ask to satisfy my curiosity. I'm just curious because I frankly don't care about the size, as long as how well it is used, but not TOO small or big though. Thanks!
Okay, it works like this. Sometimes it a stubby little guy and some times its loose.
Stubby 2 loose 3-4 hard like she jessica simpson I can hammer a nail with it 8 she ain't half bad hard 7. It basically comes down to how much blood is pumpin' to it.
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Old Jul 30, 2006 | 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Wildncrazy,Jul 30 2006, 10:39 PM

Where were you when I needed you in High School and college!??

Next you'll be telling me girls like sex just like guys and can have it more often than guys can.

Now that would be crazy!!
how old are you now and I can tell you where i was in high school.




as far as the sex thing, I can only speak for myself. I like sex just like guys and CAN even have it more often BUT, the only difference, is finding a guy that is intersted in MORE than just getting in my pants. Maybe its a miami thing though. Or maybe its because Im meeting all these guys at bars/clubs. But if not there, then where!!??
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Old Jul 30, 2006 | 08:01 PM
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At the gas station. I always tell any woman to hit on guys at the gas station. It's an easy way to determine if he's an asshole. Is he smilling when he's filling up? Does he seem to have a positive attitude. If so ask him for help checking your oil. Sounds cheesy, but an old GF did this to me. She knew how to read a dip stick in more ways than one.
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Old Jul 30, 2006 | 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by rubyrashel,Jul 30 2006, 11:50 PM
Maybe its a miami thing though. Or maybe its because Im meeting all these guys at bars/clubs. But if not there, then where!!??
UP HERE!!!! Get away from those Miami Guidos! Real men with big penises are up here!!

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Old Jul 30, 2006 | 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by exceltoexcel,Jul 30 2006, 11:01 PM
At the gas station. I always tell any woman to hit on guys at the gas station. It's an easy way to determine if he's an asshole. Is he smilling when he's filling up? Does he seem to have a positive attitude. If so ask him for help checking your oil. Sounds cheesy, but an old GF did this to me. She knew how to read a dip stick in more ways than one.
i guess i could do that, but do i ask him for help " checking my oil" before or after I tell him that Im the one that changed it??

oh and warren, big penises arent the problem in miami, well, it is..but not physically speaking.
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Old Jul 30, 2006 | 09:40 PM
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i think the general rule of thumb is that the smaller your penis is limp, the more of a difference there is when erect. for example, someone with a large flacid penis isnt going to gain much size when erect.
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by rubyrashel,Jul 30 2006, 10:50 PM
how old are you now and I can tell you where i was in high school.




as far as the sex thing, I can only speak for myself. I like sex just like guys and CAN even have it more often BUT, the only difference, is finding a guy that is intersted in MORE than just getting in my pants. Maybe its a miami thing though. Or maybe its because Im meeting all these guys at bars/clubs. But if not there, then where!!??
I hate to break it to ya...but it seems that the reason why guys go out to bars and clubs is to bring girls home not to find a girlfriend...
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by FL05S2K,Jul 31 2006, 10:10 AM
I hate to break it to ya...but it seems that the reason why guys go out to bars and clubs is to bring girls home not to find a girlfriend...
How bout going to church to find a guy?

They usually have big singles departments and you're more likely to find someone looking for a girlfriend.

I have a friend who says he likes trashy women so he goes to bars to find them. Unfortunately that's what he finds and he keeps complaining that he can't find anyone he'd like to keep around. I tell him he's shopping in the wrong places.

The bars are quick fix places, not long term relationship places.
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by rubyrashel,Jul 31 2006, 12:33 AM
i guess i could do that, but do i ask him for help " checking my oil" before or after I tell him that Im the one that changed it??

oh and warren, big penises arent the problem in miami, well, it is..but not physically speaking.
Just play stupid, you tell him the truth later, if he lasts.

That's what my ex did....
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Jul 29 2006, 01:33 PM
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