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Old Apr 15, 2009 | 10:30 AM
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A woman asks her husband "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says," really trashes my desire for food." Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry." Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
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Old Apr 15, 2009 | 10:41 AM
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Old Apr 15, 2009 | 10:55 AM
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Old Apr 16, 2009 | 09:44 AM
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Old Apr 16, 2009 | 11:42 AM
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super human power ... LOL
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Old Apr 16, 2009 | 12:43 PM
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Old Apr 16, 2009 | 12:47 PM
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Old Apr 16, 2009 | 02:47 PM
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lol nice one
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Old Apr 16, 2009 | 04:31 PM
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man. how many times
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Old Apr 16, 2009 | 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Apr 15 2009, 10:41 AM
Best. smiley. ever.
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