As a mother and father passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, they heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, they observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, her mother asked "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now familiar buzzing noise coming from the den. She cautiously entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV with the vibrator buzzing like crazy. The wife shrieked "What the hell are you doing?" The husband replied "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."

 

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