kermit is a good friend of mine...you know how many interventions we had for him? It's not easy being green, but falling into alcoholism is just sad. I knew it was only a matter of time before something like this happened to him.

 

as for bert and ernie, i guess we now know they really do take it in the rear.

 

those other guys are just plain too messed up in the head to be behind the wheel

 

They shouldn't have had three of them in a 355 anyway !!!!!!

 

I don't think the Ferrari accident was Bert's fault. It looks like somebody rear-ended him-- perhaps an angry pig trying to save an innocent frog from being drawn into Bert & Ernie's demented lifestyle.

Whatever happened to Grover? I was looking for a stuffed Grover everywhere last Christmas but all I could find was G-damned Elmo. I hate that orange bastard and I vow to bring Grover back, one nephew at a time.

 

how come there are 3 muppets in the black F355?

maybe thats why they crash the car...

 

Accidents look deliberate. Muppets are very hostile.