Margarine is not toxic like chemicals are.

 

why are you so vehemently defending margarine? do u have huge tub in the fridge or something?

 

Use Promise instead. Heart healthy and not margarine.

 

mmmm, butter.

Beginning to think that generations before us that ate real foods (even the bad ones) and not a plate full of chemicals may have been on to something.

 

Ping-Pong balls almost equals celluloid movie film almost equals DairyQueen soft-serve.

Mechanically separated chicken is a thing. What thing? What's left of a chicken after it has been "mechanically separated." Which is... Skeletal and connective tissue and immature sex organs. So what happens to a mechanically separated chicken to make it an ingredient? It gets forced though an extruder (an auger leading to a die) where it gets forced through a grate that itsy-bitsifies it.

That's probably somewhat inaccurate, but I think it captures the gist of what my wife told me. Never ask a nutritionist who grew up next to a Hormel plant what's in dinner...

 

You were the one that made it seem like I was going to croak the next time I used margarine in my cake. Margarine is unhealthy, not toxic. Oil is toxic.

 

Oh you didn't know? Margarine is Satan's diarrhea.

 

sorry dude, different values for the same word. "toxic" to me means bad for you over long periods of time. like breathing car fumes. "fatal or deadly" means you're going to die the next time u eat it. but thats what i think. my bad for the confusion.

 

You do know that oxygen is "toxic."

So is airplane travel. The amount of radiation from a transatlantic flight is significantly more than many medical imaging tests.

Satan's diarrhea just got a little sweeter!

Or you could just go for the standard congealed cow teat juice.

I do have to say dyhppy's posts are about the most entertaining things on S2k these days.

If you ever leave, I'll make you a tribute thread with links to all the most classic topics.

If I get really bored at work tomorrow, I might make a poll!

 

If you happen to put a few molecules of Aurum on the right part of a hooker you get a wife.