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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 12:50 PM
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I'm sure Scot had this idea first and I just stole it, but guys, what do you do when you walk out of the bathroom and look down and realize when you washed your hands you splashed water all over your pants and it looks like you stood 2 inches from the urinal and peed all over yourself? And the first person you walk by is the hot chick in the next office you'd like to put it to? What do you do?
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 01:03 PM
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ahhahaah. .i wrote a little Senfield skit about this about 10 years ago.......... i sent it in but it was right at the end of the Seinfeld era......they just sent it back supposedly unread.


I had George come out of the bathroom with some water marks which weren't from the sink...... Steinbrenner saw him and asked... so he played it off like it was from the sink...... later on George did get splashed from the sink and Steinbrenner saw him as he came out of the bathroom...... this time he didn't believe him and made him buy some Depends....


solutions.....untuck your shirt? stand in the bathroom like a tool for about 5 minutes?
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 01:04 PM
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Speaking of.. LOL Posted in "Best Of" section

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/278240458.html
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 01:08 PM
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same thing I do any other time. Walk around cocky as ####.
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 01:42 PM
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this is a scene out of "roxanne" with Steve Martin, Daryl Hannah.. 1987


and.. they also did a scene like this in "WKRP" Herb Tarlic.. lol was funny, he was walking with Jennifer at the time, out of a restaurant I think.. actually he had spilt something at the restaurant table on himself, his lap, or something like that..


funny stuff though..
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Spa02S2K' date='Mar 19 2007, 04:04 PM
Speaking of.. LOL Posted in "Best Of" section

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/278240458.html
Well played my friend
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Spa02S2K' date='Mar 19 2007, 04:04 PM
Speaking of.. LOL Posted in "Best Of" section

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/278240458.html
nice find!
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Old Mar 19, 2007 | 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Morris' date='Mar 19 2007, 03:50 PM
And the first person you walk by is the hot chick in the next office you'd like to put it to? What do you do?
you say ".. it's too big to control."
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Scot' date='Mar 19 2007, 09:19 PM
nice find!
I try to read all the "Best Of's" on craigslist and it so happen to be that i had just read that one yesterday when i saw this post!
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Morris' date='Mar 19 2007, 03:50 PM
And the first person you walk by is the hot chick in the next office you'd like to put it to? What do you do?
If I catch her staring at my crotch when I walk by then I'm in like Flynn.
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