Okay, suppose you wake up one morning and grab your usual cup of coffee to start off your day and you flip on the TV and on every channel, the news is on. You continue to flip through the channels and come to find out that the answer of whether or not we are alone in the universe has been answered. Upon further observation, humans as a society have come to learn that other world life forms have been visiting Earth and living amongst us for decades, maybe even centuries (but of course more so after the detonation of the Atomic Bomb) . We also come to find out that this entire so called conspiracy that has evolved for the past 60 years had been covered up by a combination of different rogue/official Federal Government agencies (these so called disinformationists) under the direction by a group of leaders above our nationally recognized/elected President and VP. Also keep in mind that the President of the United States sits on this panel but is not the chair.

Now that I have kinda got your attention, what is the first thing that pops into your mind? Why? Why now? We already know this? Or would we still have people saying that this is all BS? Now remember, this has been proven without a doubt to the American people and the people of the World.

Come on guys throw some intelligent answers out.

Ohh yeah, I thought I would also throw in a quote from former President Ronald Reagan..
"We are not alone in this vast universe and anyone thinking we are, are very close minded.."

My wife and I debate this every week and she always brings new evidence to the table. It does get interesting.. Anyway post your thoughts..

 

 

My initial thoughts:

Why the hell did they rape all those cows?

 

um, this kind of conspiracy theory has been kicking around since at least the days of Adam. And if these "other world life forms" can easily pass as human, what makes them not human? And why stop at "other world life forms," why not go whole hog and say that what we think of as "real life" is actually just a dream-state of an impossibly huge ameoba-like mechanism who's physical manifestation spans thousands of dimensions and transects a million different planes of existence. Mankind is a visitor to this "planet," and every human alive today has had the memory of where they were yesterday replaced by fabricated memories. What you are reading now is merely an implanted memory, it never really was written and posted anywhere, and you aren't actually reading it right now, but in a few minutes, you will "remember" reading it, even though such a thing never actually happened.

 

[QUOTE=no_really,Nov 27 2005, 11:26 AM] um, this kind of conspiracy theory has been kicking around since at least the days of Adam.

 

what you speculate could never happen, for one very real reason: The Chupacabra. The Chupacabra would never let it happen, and would call on the vampires and witches to put a stop to it. You don't really think Baba Yaga would allow Mother Russia to be subject to alien domination, do you? An army of unstoppable Yeti armed with stolen Kalishnikovs and wearing Cuirasses of Unstoppable Might would be the last thing the alien interlopers would ever see, and the deafening strains of klezmer music would be the last thing they'd hear as steel golems called up by cadres of Kabbalists romped and stomped through their ranks. Vampires would sneak aboard alien vessels using their bat and smoke forms, and wreak havoc and unholy veangeance on any who dare invade their farm-world. You think vampires would find alien life-force unpalatable? Where do you think they came from?

 

I'd probably get on the first ship that leaves this planet, and head home.

 

Moving along. Keep them coming..

 

JaSP1, I told you to keep this a secret!! Now you must be eliminated.