BAD! Real BAD! But the devil made me forward it!
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One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were
sitting by the side of the ocean.

It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, let's play
Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and its the
perfect time," Huan Cho begged.

"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu."

Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and both sang.....

"Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
and a happy New Year."

 

Corny.

 

Corny??? Hell, it was far worse than merely corny?? I'm due far more in the way of insults than that!!! Damn, I don' get no respect.

 

Yeah, yeah, and I got your PM. It's not corny, it's nonsensical, imbicilic, cornball, shitty claptrap muck!

 

Feel better now?

 

THE PHYSICAL

An Indian maiden goes for her physical. The Doc says: "You're a fine young lady, but I did notice something unusual--you have no nipples." She says "That's not unusual. I have eight brothers and sisters and they have no nipples. Also, my parents have no nipples." "In fact," she continued, "my whole tribe has no nipples." "Really!" said the doctor, "How many people are in your tribe?" She replies "Five hundred." And the doctor says,
"What is the name of your tribe?"

She replied, "The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred.

 

NOW I feel better. I've always enjoyed my ability to ruin a day for others.

 

that's the worst thing I've ever heard

 

Thank you, thank you, thank you - from the bottom of my (black) heart. hehehehehehehe

 

Dude...those are both pretty bad.... anymore???