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Weird spam I just got... about TIME TRAVEL????

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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 12:05 AM
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Hello,
If you are a time traveler in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #52 4350 2 or similar technology I need a RELIABLE SOURCE! I will also need a time transducing capacitor. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at: Colt3113@aol.com
with your cost if this applies to you. Please do not reply if you are unreliable as, I will need these items within 48 earth hours from the time you contact me. I prefer someone with access to teleportation.
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 12:08 AM
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e-mail 'em e-mail 'em Steve...
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 12:15 AM
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Originally posted by wantone
e-mail 'em e-mail 'em Steve...
Ok:

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Well I'm afraid I can't help you as I have the 4200L generation wrist watch, and I don't think the 4350a is backwards compatible.
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 10:21 AM
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Steve,

Take me to your leader... ha hahaha

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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 11:28 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by wantone
[B]Steve,
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 11:36 AM
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Got a reply:

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Hello here is my situation

First I need the time transducing capacitor to go back and have someone make sure I was never vaccinated. There was a recall on it, it has caused me many health problems and I know I was an experiment to this corrupt conspiracy from the beginning starting with it.

I must then use the dimensional warp generator return my mind to my former self so that I can take back my life which has been destroyed by the evil aliens. They have messed with my life and health in the worst possible way you can imagine and now I am dying of CJD. I have known two others who were messed with by these same evil beings, returned to there former self, foiled there schemes and successfully taken there life's back.


There has been a major disturbance in my timeline. I simply need to return my mind to my former self within this dimension so that I can take back my life which was stolen from me by the evil beings. At the age of 7 my father dated this women by the name of Denise whom I am pretty certain was from a species I will not mention here. She drugged me and also has utilized mind-transducers that she slipped into my
food. They are, in fact, composed of millions of nanoprobes, microscopic,
intelligent machines designed to infiltrate and influence the physical and
mental functions also acting as a tracer. I am now 21 years old and they have done things to me and messed with my life and health in the worst possible way you can imagine, and now I am dying of CJD.
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 11:52 AM
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The MIB are coming for you Steve, you know too much now.
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 12:17 PM
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this is off the hook... find out where he is right now... and get a pic of his S5000
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 12:31 PM
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come on, everyone knows it's a "flux capacitor" not a "time transducing capacitor" for time travel... DUH!!!!
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 12:37 PM
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LOL. Common, get a Delorean, and travel 88mph with a flux capacitor.

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