Welcome to our newest member, DaRKCrud
Environmental scientists have revealed the discovery in Pasadena, California of an extremely toxic new compound, DaRKCrud, which causes (1) rashes, itching, blistering, and lesions upon dermal contact; (2) respiratory ailments, including lung collapse and cessation of breathing, when inhaled; and (3) intestinal disorders, including vomiting, diarrhea, and stomach cramps, when consumed orally in minute quantities. DaRKCrud is a suspected carcinogen and has been known to cause sterility. If you suspect you may have come in contact with this compound, seek immediate medical treatment.
Update: This compound is so toxic it makes perchloroethylene, hexavalent chromium, dioxin, benzene, methyl tertiary butyl ether, and polychlorinated biphenyls look like jello mold.







