Weelllll......

i would have to say that the two craziest things i have ever seen in my life were caused by humans. first one were these two gangster girls who absolutely hated each other and decided one day to duke it out with screwdrivers. well in the end both had to go to the hospital with puncture wounds to the chest, face, and back. also one of the girls had a decent size hole in her cheek that you could of poked a pencil through. all the guys that were watching that were expecting a typical girl fight were just like in shock including me. finally someone decided to break the two apart before they just about killed each other.

the second craziest thing i have ever seen and probably will remember for the rest of my life was when i was doing volunteer work at the local hospital in ER. OMG.....i cant believe this happened but a homosexual couple was brought into the ward and what i saw just plain shocked me. one of them has about half his lower arm in the others guys butt and somehow he got it stuck up there. i guess the partners butt muscles just seized up or something but the two were definitely stuck together. i didnt stick around for long so i never did find out how they got the two seperated but id imagine they wont be having sex for a while.........


chris

 

Aftern finishing work on a Greenday concert I was out with two colleagues for a later dinner.
One of them flipped a coin the other called.
The winner stuck his finger down his finger down his throat and threw his guts up on the table.
The loser licked it up.
I have never seen a restauraunt empty so quickly.


On a another occasion on of those guys was refused entry to a bar because he was dressed inappropriately.
He went back outside and caught a cane toad. For those of you that don't kno what a cane toad is its a big nasty looking toad that has warts all over it and secretes a potent toxin from glands on the back of its head.
Anyway he grabbed this toad ran into the bar and bit its head off in front of everyone.
He spent the next three days in hospital.


More recently at the Gold Coast Indy some rich guys in a corporate box had a hooker. One of them held up a sign that read "What shall we do with her + a cell phone number". Someone on the side of the track must have seen the sign because they made her touch her toes and stuck a beer bottle in her.



You see some crazy shit in working in the entertainment industry.

 

Craziest thing? hmmm.... must be DC

 

Craziest thing I ever DID. The first night I pledged my fraternity, the pledge class (1) kidnapped the nastiest, pledge-harassing active, threw him in the trunk of a car, took him out to the desert, and handcuffed him to a tree upside down with my dad's LAPD-issue handcuffs; (2) climbed up a ladder (I did this), cut down the religious fraternity's neon fraternity sign, broke into the campus clock tower, and hung the sign from the tower; (3) grabbed a real sh*thead dorm prefect, chained to his bed, and put him, his bed, the rest of his furniture, and his VW Beetle in the reflecting pool in the center of campus. Busy night. The fraternity was suspended the next day.

 

Growing up, our house was right on a river bank. There was a runway on the opposite side of the river and the end of the strip was right about even with our house. The river bank on our side of the river was pretty steep and the land our house sat on was about 100ft higher than the high water line so it gave us a really good view of the whole river and the other bank. One morning, I was sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast and looking out the window at the valley. I saw a Spray plane coming down the runway but he didn't seem to be going fast enough to take off, I figured he was just taxiing. Well, he did take off, but didn't have enough speed to clear the trees that were about 50yds from the end of the runway. His tail wheel hooked one of the trees and it sent him right into the river. After he hit with a big splash, the plane did an endo and ended up with the wheels up. He got out and swam to shore for the long walk back to the hangar. Turns out that the spray hopper was full of water and it looked like it was empty.

About 5 years later... Same pilot, different plane, same results. Pretty good morning entertainment

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]Craziest thing I ever DID.

 

boy, you guys see some crazy stuff! weirdest thing I saw was a band called Crust here at Emo's in Austin. Jonathan, the lead singer took his pants off and lit his pubes on fire. I don't think I've seen a show like that before, nor do I want to again.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Schatten
[B]boy, you guys see some crazy stuff!

 

Thunderbird won car of the year..................

 

Actually, there's more for me. (I think I posted some of this on another thread awhile ago.)

In grade school I almost got kicked out of altar boys for accidentally setting the altar on fire.

Got kicked out of Boy Scouts for ambushing and water ballooning the Scoutmaster's son (a real weenie) on his bicycle. Only one merit badge away from Eagle Scout.

Almost fired from job as boxboy at Von's for losing control of a train of shopping carts, which ran through a plate glass window into the store, knocking over an extremely fat lady.

At first reserve meeting in AF (March AFB), fell backward into a reflecting pool with a girl near the Mission Inn.

In East Africa, wrecked five cars, stayed in a Masai village in a mud hut, almost got trampled by elephants, and got stuck in a dry river bed and in Serengeti -- got rescued by a drunk policeman and his drunk doctor friend and stayed in another mud hut.

Bartered for a poison-tipped dart blowgun from a Yagua indian chief on the Peruvian Amazon. I offered an old pair of jeans, he wanted my camera, we settled on $8.

Visiting Big Bear (mountain resort) for Old Miners Days, ran my van off the road and rolled it -- down a hill.

While partying before a Long Beach Grand Prix with my drunken friends, got launched from 14 foot high scaffolding, blowing out my knee, which required two operations.