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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 07:19 AM
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 07:47 AM
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that is freakin hilarious!!! i especially like the one that terrorists have pinkeye leprosy and rub their hands together manically..
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 07:53 AM
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LOL!
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 08:10 AM
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Reminds me of the "What to do if they drop the Bomb" drills from the late 50's and early 60's.
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 08:34 AM
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LMAO!! the mad thing is, it actually COULD be true
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if you smell a terrorist, choke yourself so you'll die faster.
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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 05:16 PM
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LOL!! Good one !
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If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.





If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting


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