Miner - I dig gold in Africa with assistance of geo-spatial scientist and geo-scientist above.

 

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Central Invoicing Assistant or "CIA" I work at a honda dealership service dept and when the mechanic is finished with the work I take the paperwork and close it all out to the proper accounts and make sure parts and expences are all billed out correctly.

 

sit in front of a computer and chop up spreadsheets. pull data from bw. summarize contracts/agreements.

 

Tell other people not to be idiots, check other's work, go to meets, around.

 

I'm @ work 1-2 hrs most. I basically collect the money, clean, maintenance work on any of my washer & dryers, re stock, and thats it.(i own 2 coin-op laundromats).

 

Dorky accountant - make sure our financials are correct, do a little banking, annoy co-workers, surf.

I have been here for 11+ years so i know my job. My employees have worked here longer than me so they know their job, so i screw around a lot.

 

I'm a parts

 

I'm a blue collar slave.

Press operator/graphic designer (amateur). I make your business cards and stationary, forms and posters.

 

Robot Therapist - I find out what happened in a troubled robot's past that would make them act out, then spend time with them to understand the implications of their problems and help them cope with them. And manage others that do the same.

 

Cat burglar, so my normal day is a normal night. I break into your house, sneak around while you're sleeping and rearrange your furniture. I never take anything, except the occasional beer from your fridge. I love the holidays, cause if I slip up and make noise, Santa gets the blame.
(Really I'm an accountant, but if I told you about my day you'd fall asleep at your screen, get caught surfing and get fired. See, I just saved your butt)