If I wasn't at work, I'd prove it to you.....

well you know, the advertising.... not ****ing a flashlight while you're watching. I save that kind of shit for BearNVa to watch...

 

Go buy a couple high end beers, and go get a massage - make sure you get a hottie masseuse, and see if she wants to split the beers after work.

 

 

I'm gonna go with a massage...a real one, not a rub and tug.

 

there's a place near my work i've been wanting to check out called 'the better man salon'... all employees are hotties and they do haircuts/massages/girly stuff like pedicures but all for men. i have to imagine the place is a win. looking up pricing now.

 

Girls Gone Wild on Blu-Ray. HD boobies Tuna.

 

I see better than HD boobies all the time!

 

I don't care what else happens, you guys get hit by hurricanes.... regularly.... it's almost as dumb as living in california, imo.

 

Check the back of the card for directions on how to turn it into cash.

If it was issued by a bank, go to a branch and get it turned into cash.

If not, try to go to your bank and do it anyway.

Exchange it on craigslist for cash.

Sell it on ebay for cash, probably get like $95 for it.

Go get a hooker.

 

are you kidding? spend money on porn? fail.