Good one. Had an ex that would say that and it was a signal that in two days the shit was going to hit the fan about something.

 

hmm this is a tuff one but for my ex it was "louis vuitton" which I turned into "parts" for "car" lol .

 

I would say "Let's just be friends", but since it has to be two words, let's make it "we're friends" (especially hurts when you're with her, and she says it to another guy when they ask her what she's doing with you ).

Another one which goes well for all Miata/S2000 people:

"Cute car"

har har

 

Don't know how many women have said that too me lol.

 

"slow down"

"I spit"

"got lube"

"wake up"

"shave what?"

"what camera?"

"who's she?"

"I'm gassy"

"you're sweet"

 

like YOU never get gassy... sheesh. talk about a double standard.

did you guys see the season premiere of nip-tuck where sean is putting it to his pregnant wife and she stops and says something like "this position is making me gassy..." LOL... i love that show.

how about:

"wanna dip?"

 

 

That's hot

 

i try.