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View Poll Results: Added fruits that I thought would be good too.
Carrot
1
3.85%
Celery
2
7.69%
Broccoli
2
7.69%
Potato
2
7.69%
Banana (Unpeeled)
1
3.85%
Cabbage
1
3.85%
Cucumber
3
11.54%
Watermelon
4
15.38%
Pineapple (ouch)
10
38.46%
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What vegetable would you beat your coworker with?

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Old Nov 9, 2006 | 07:38 AM
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Default What vegetable would you beat your coworker with?
Lets just say you ran into a coworker you hated at the veggie/fruit section of the market and he was in dire need of a beatdown.

I would go with the carrot. Gank him.
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Old Nov 9, 2006 | 07:46 AM
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celery because it seems like it would sting...whip-like
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cucumber

shove it right up his...
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Old Nov 9, 2006 | 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by JanNov s2k,Nov 9 2006, 10:52 AM
cucumber

shove it right up his...
same thing, but with a pineapple - no lube. or just bean said a-hole in the face...
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Old Nov 9, 2006 | 08:31 AM
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A jalape
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I think it would have to be an eggplant:





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Old Nov 9, 2006 | 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Nov 9 2006, 01:08 PM
I think it would have to be an eggplant:





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Pineapple cause of the irony - its traditionally a welcoming fruit.
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Nov 9 2006, 02:08 PM
I think it would have to be an eggplant:





Is it bad this is making me hot!!!?
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