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View Poll Results: Since we're being all hypothetical and all..
Chainsaw
25.00%
Screwdriver (Philips)
3.33%
Nailgun
25.00%
Drill
1.67%
Hammer (a big one)
3.33%
Welder
10.00%
Speed Bench Grinder
0
0%
Sander
3.33%
Large Metal Pole
13.33%
15.00%
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What would you choose from Home Depot...

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Old 10-12-2004, 03:38 PM
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personally i would take my chances with the chainsaw...
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nailgun baby! have you seen one of those things fire?
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nope... or i woulda picked it
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A large pole sounds right to me. Napalm sounds better.
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if you chose spam you could bait them away from you... hmm
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Haha I like how you specified that the screwdriver was a philips, coz of course only an idiot would use a flathead in fending off a dinosaur.
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^ lol!

How bout gas powered, 12'' cut, dual blade weed wacker?
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Welder


Heres my reasoning.


Why the welder: Can light other things on fire to defend with, Typically these come with propane or w/e gas is needed. can be used at a decent distance, or a flaming stick can be made quite easily and heres the cons of the rest and why i didnt choose them:


Chainsaw, would work great, one problem you need gas which normally isnt standardly provided.

Nail gun, again would be great, however you need a compressor, which would be quite hard to lug around, and eventually you run out of ammo.

Screw driver, great for a stab from close range, your screwed if you need to hit from a distance

Drill would be damn near useless unless your going to drill whip someone

Big hammer, would be good from a distance, however would be quite tiring to swing around multiple times

Speed bench grinder, just not very framiliar with this

Sander, good up close, screwed form a distance, would look kind fo silly sanding someone anyway.

Large metal pole, good for distance, may get tiring, probably not, would be my 2nd choice.
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I voted Hammer. He would mezmerize them with his dancing and I would run to safety
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Nailgun!


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