"Better to be thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt,."
Abe Lincoln

"I lost the key to my liquor cabinet and for three days I was forced to live on nothing but food and water."
WC Fields

"War would end if the dead could return."
Stanley Baldwin

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his".
George Patton

 

'good friends come and go, but enemies accumulate' - source unknown, but probably some dead bastard. these, however, are words i live by.

 

"If your ever find your self falling off the empire state bulding just make sure to go limp and look like a dummy then someone will try to catch you cuz hey... free dummy"

 

"Live like you'll die tomorrow; die knowing you'll live forever" - me

Cheers,

Bryan

 

in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

 

My all-time favorite....

"Consensus is the antithesis of leadership." Margaret Thatcher


On the lighter side.....

When everything is coming your way, you

 

"Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while to make it short."

--Henry David Thoreau