I'm really starting to wonder about you man...first the Drunk topic, where you talk jiberish, now this? I think you may have some problems man...

 

Nah, He just needs to use more periods.

 

that may be the case...though I'm still kinda wondering...who knows...ha-ha. so back on the topic.

 

I was back at home on winter break from college at a friends house drinking one night. There was about a foot of snow on the ground and it was probably in the 20's. I was paid $80 to do a naked snow angel on the ground face down...for 30 seconds. Let me tell you, 30 seconds in the snow naked is PAINFUL. Plus it was probably a little longer than that since everyone was drinking and counting slowly "one one thousand..."


I have to tell this story too, even though I did it on a dare in high school and no money was involved. It was in a computer class and the teacher was about 65 years old and she wasn't very intelligent. I sat in the very back of the room and was dared to scan my balls. Everyone in the classroom knew about the dare and knew I was going to attempt it. I pulled the scanner off the desk and set it on my chair. Then I dropped my pants and smashed my balls onto the scanner. Just as I hit scan the teacher asks me what I was doing. I told her I was just working on my project but half the class starts laughing because they know what I'm up to. She asks if she needs to come back there and look and I told her "No, you've already seen my project." At this point the whole class is laughing. The scan finished and I was able to pull my pants up and sit back down before she came back to check it out. The scan turned out very good...

 

^^ did she see the scan?

 

No, I didn't get caught. Only a few people looked at the scan to get proof I actually did it...

 

still pretty damn funny. I never really did anything too bad. Though there was a time the teacher left her computer logged in, and no one was in the class room, so I changed the teachers background to a pronagraphic image of a woman leaning on a cow, then froze her computer. I was never caught.

 

Thats pretty F'ed up shoulda donated at least half of it to charity.

Some kid in high school got paid $5 to lick urinal cake after someone had just pee'd and I think he never got paid LOL

 

My freshman year in science class I was new to the school and had to make a name for myself (duh!). So we were doing a lab that day with this white powder. And everyone was like "someone should snort the powder it looks like cocaine!!!" So I was like "sheit I'm not scared!" So I snorted like a whole line of this powder. THen I was like.. this doesn't look like salt (looking at it closely) so I tasted it and was like "wtf this is not salt!" (the teacher never told us what it was 'till the end of the experiment). And when walking by our table, he says "just be sure you don't inhale this powder, we'll have to send you to the ER" I thought he was trying to freak me out 'cause maybe he saw it. So I was like "nah you have to be joking!" and he said with the straightest, most god honest face, "no i'm serious" and I was like "uhh.. I think I may have gotten some in my nose" and he started freaking out.

I had to go to the office, where they flushed out my nose with salt water, had poison control on the phone, and almost had to send me to the ER. I never got to find out what the substance was, because I obviously didn't finish the lab. But when I get back to class, all the kids were like "dude are you okay?!?!" And I was like "yeah that I know of!" Turns out the white substance was some chemical that mixed with water expands a great amount, and I guess it could really eff up your insides

So the next morning I go into my first period math class and my teacher was like "so get a load of this, i was at a teachers meeting yesterday and one of the science teachers said his student snorted a chemical in lab!" everyone laughed and I raised my hand and said "ummm.. that was me..."

Sure enough I was known as the kid who snorted the shit in science. Until senior year when I got my first S, then I was th ekid with the sick ass car .

Oh yeah, it was all for bragging rights!

Aaron

 

Ahahahaha great story but you didn't get paid?! WTF I would have paid to see that lol