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What's the difference between a western dream and a wet dream?

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Old Mar 6, 2002 | 01:18 PM
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Default What's the difference between a western dream and a wet dream?
With a western dream you wake up still shooting.
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Old Mar 6, 2002 | 01:29 PM
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This is worse than you post-whoring. Anything to get your EQ (Evil Quotient) higher than DarkCrow. Sad, very sad.
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Old Mar 6, 2002 | 01:33 PM
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In reality, this would be impossible. DaRKCrow is the most evil person on the board.
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Old Mar 6, 2002 | 06:35 PM
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that's almost as bad as.....

what's the difference between "light" and "hard" ?




You can go to sleep with a light on!
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Old Mar 6, 2002 | 07:38 PM
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Whats the difference between anal sex and a microwave oven?

The microwave doesn't brown your meat!



How do you make a hormone?

Kick her in the c**t!




Do those help my Evil Quotient?
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Old Mar 6, 2002 | 07:42 PM
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What's the difference between a circus and a brothel?

A circus is a cunning aray of stunts........
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Old Mar 6, 2002 | 07:50 PM
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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

a fat chick?

Whopper with cheese!


Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge?

Fridge doesnt' fart when you take your meat out of it!
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What's the difference between a circus and a brothel?

A circus is a cunning aray of stunts........
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Old Mar 7, 2002 | 08:28 AM
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Quiz: Foreplay is to sex as:

(A) Appetizer is to entree.

(B) Primer is to paint.

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Old Mar 7, 2002 | 10:21 AM
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Originally posted by dhess

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge?

Fridge doesnt' fart when you take your meat out of it!
LMAO!!
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