I just reading a post and it hit me. Everyone has a dirty secret that they have kept from their wives or girlfriends etc.
Go ahead and tell us your lil secret. I know you guys/girls have some. Don't worry your secret will be safe with us.

BTW- I don't have any secrets, I'm an honest person.

 

Yeah...

 

well the dirty secrets will stay where they are...however.......

let's see:

i slept with a friends gf for a while (he knew about it though--she still calls for more. mostly i say no.)
i've done more bizarre hallucinogenic drugs than most of you are aware even exist
i masturbate. frequently when possible.
i own a sex swing. i keep it under my bed.
i've photographed and videotaped myself having sex. as well as other people.
i sit at work and do almost nothing most days.


I guess none of those are dirty or secret. nevermind.

 

go internet! everyone say all the things that you wouldn't say in real life! woo yeah!



some people are so ing stupid, but I guess that's no secret.

I secretly hate humanity, how's that?

 

thats not even close to being dirty or secret

 

I can't tell you if I did it wouldn't be a dirty little secret anymore. If you wait around maybe in 2050 I'll be able to tell you.

 

whatever. there aren't many things i've done that i'm worried about telling the world. dont get me wrong, theres a couple, but VERY few. i'll tell most people just about anything.

 

There is only one thing I'd never tell anyone, except maybe when I'm about to die.

 

I like show tunes

 

my secrets, even i don't know them.
they are forbidden.
actually more than anything else, it's in the past and I have moved on...no more living in the past.