[QUOTE]Originally posted by magician
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With a martini glass and a couple of ounces of C-4 you can punch a hole through 3-4 inches of steel; this is a simple way to open a safe.

 

Really.

 

Lemonade with blended strawberries...and it doesn't influence my driving!

 

Somehow, I would have been a bit disappointed if you had said anything else.

 

Beer.. CANADIAN BEER! not that stinky sock American water stuff you call beer!

oh and I also like a little clamato juice in my BEER! or Lime juice in my BEER.

1 Canadian beer = 4 American Beer.... which means I would get tipsy faster than you!

 

Ice cold Jagermeister and beer. Just don't let them mix 'til they hit your stomach.
It's known in Wisconsin as "Hoisting a few."

ps. Polka music sounds very good after hoisting a few. Uff Da!

 

Apple Martini...good and easy and girls like it...

[Edit] Oops! Vodka, Apple Juice, and Apple Pucker...equal parts

 

toasted almond. hey does anyone remember that site that you can enter all the alcohol you have and they tell you what drinks you make out of it?

 

SoCo and Coke

 

Whiskey and ginger ale for me or rum and coke for mixed. Living up to cliche's as I am a red faced irish looking guy I usually drink a shot of whiskey with a beer chaser. I prefer canadian whiskey and heineken for the beer.
I work with some Jamaican's in the winter and one of the girls brought me something called OVERPROOF RUM, guaranteed full strengtht There is no proof rating on it but it tastes like grain alcohol!