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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 03:23 AM
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I feel I am pretty fortunate in what I do every day and actually get paid. I work for a couple of millionaire mortgage brokers and take care of a collection of cars. Theres a pretty good mix of cars one of them is into muscle cars and exotics including 2004 360 modena, 2006 Aston Martin Vantage, 65 Cobra (factory five kit) 66 GT350 shelby, renault R5 Turbo, 32 Ford, 66 Fairlane, 63 Falcon, 65 Failane and a few others. The other boss is into old british cars, military vehicles, old trucks and firetrucks he has Triumphs TR2's, TR3's, TR4's, Tr250, 47 ford farmtruck, 44 willys military jeep, 68 unimog mercedes, 52 fire truck, an 05 M5 bmw.....all the cars and 100% restored and in mint condition. They bought a warehouse to store them in and I live on site so my rent and other living expenses are covered. And yes part of my job is taking the cars out to drive them because they sit a lot but believe it or not that is more stressful than fun but the cobra is always fun. My jobs not all fun and games though theres a lot of work to keep the cars nice and to keep them all running but still I love what I do.
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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 03:42 AM
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I am a talent scout for aspiring prOn actresses in Southern California. I am employed by a large adult entertainment conglomerate that produces between 20 to 30 new videos a week. Responsible for recruiting, interviewing and auditioning many young women (18-23) on a daily basis. Currently live in a 10 bedroom house provided by my employer which includes a full staff of cooks, personal trainers, etc. Rooms are usually occupied by actresses going through the auditioning/hiring process. Job is tiring but very worthwhile, I love what I do as well.









Sounds like you have a cool job automahn!
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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 04:17 AM
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I'm a home appraiser to the stars. When Bennifer or TomKat see a nice place in Tahiti, Switzerland, Monaco or where ever, they send me to live there for a few months to see if it's really worth buying. I have full use of a Gulfstream V and a fleet of luxury cars. I think today I'll use the Bentley Arnage T, and maybe take the Murcielago to the club later. They only pay me a few million a year, but I still like it. It's better than my old job at McDonald's.
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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by automahn,Jul 14 2006, 06:23 AM
I feel I am pretty fortunate in what I do every day and actually get paid. I work for a couple of millionaire mortgage brokers and take care of a collection of cars. Theres a pretty good mix of cars one of them is into muscle cars and exotics including 2004 360 modena, 2006 Aston Martin Vantage, 65 Cobra (factory five kit) 66 GT350 shelby, renault R5 Turbo, 32 Ford, 66 Fairlane, 63 Falcon, 65 Failane and a few others. The other boss is into old british cars, military vehicles, old trucks and firetrucks he has Triumphs TR2's, TR3's, TR4's, Tr250, 47 ford farmtruck, 44 willys military jeep, 68 unimog mercedes, 52 fire truck, an 05 M5 bmw.....all the cars and 100% restored and in mint condition. They bought a warehouse to store them in and I live on site so my rent and other living expenses are covered. And yes part of my job is taking the cars out to drive them because they sit a lot but believe it or not that is more stressful than fun but the cobra is always fun. My jobs not all fun and games though theres a lot of work to keep the cars nice and to keep them all running but still I love what I do.
That is cool, though. Do you have any pics? I haven't seen an R5 Turbo since the '80s in Ireland. I remember the engine took up so much room that they dumped the back seat completely. Insurance was a killer on those cars.
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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 05:44 AM
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Purchasing consulting
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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by IwantanS,Jul 14 2006, 06:42 AM
I am a talent scout for aspiring prOn actresses in Southern California. I am employed by a large adult entertainment conglomerate that produces between 20 to 30 new videos a week. Responsible for recruiting, interviewing and auditioning many young women (18-23) on a daily basis. Currently live in a 10 bedroom house provided by my employer which includes a full staff of cooks, personal trainers, etc. Rooms are usually occupied by actresses going through the auditioning/hiring process. Job is tiring but very worthwhile, I love what I do as well.









Sounds like you have a cool job automahn!
How do you exactly audition these whores? The one who is the hottest and gives the best BJ get the "role"? Any quid pro quo going on?
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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 06:21 AM
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I fart in vacuum sealed bottles and market it for CK fragrances. They make me eat a lot of beans but it's ok, they pay me in waif models.
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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 06:24 AM
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The R5 is a two seater no back seat theres only 250 in the united states, as soon as I get my camera back next week I will email you or post some pics. Its an awesome car it shoots flames out of the exhaust when you downshift to slow down it looks really cool at night..lol
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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 07:19 AM
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I'm a professional student
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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 07:27 AM
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I am a consultant for 3 local sperm banks. My job can be stressful but the payoff is always big.
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