when you poo and you're in a public restroom (work, amusement park, restaurant, etc...) do you take some extra toilet paper and drop it down in so you dont splash?? I do. Its just so much cleaner this way.

 

Actually I try to do the Austin Powers when I got public... as loud and smelly as possible...


who cares? I'm never going to see the people around me anyway

 

Yes and for those who like a lot of information I'll explain my ritual.

Step 1: Pre-flush (fresh bowl)
Step 2: Take some toilet paper and wipe down the seat
Step 3: Drop said toilet paper in bowl (splash guard)
Step 4: Sit
Step 5: Drop the kids off at the pool
Step 6: Immediately flush kids (odor protection)
Step 7: Pee
Step 8: Wipe
Step 9: Repeat Step 8
Step 10: Flush

As you can see it's a minimum 10 step process. Feel free to modify for your use.

There is an advantage with no splash guard...SELF CLEANING. All you have to do is dry.

 

No way, I let 'em rip, ain't no shame in my game.

 

Mos Def. No poop splash for me.

 

never prepped the bowl before like droppin in pre-paper..... good idea, the splash sucks.

 

Never knew about the toilet paper splash guard methodology.

I'll keep that in mind the next time I place some donations as I pay tribute to the bowl.

 

Splash is the enemy! And the toilet seat is nicely covered with a couple layers of paper too. I repeat step 8 multiple times Gotta make sure no leftovers

 

Those steps are ideal, but sometimes you're in a hurry to go and it's squeezing out and you just have to make-do with one layer of protection before you plop your butt down for relief.

 

bump back to the top.

I almost always put toilet paper on the seat after the wipedown if I am in public...which luckily isn't that often.

One time in my own house my of my kid's friends pissed all over the ing seat and wall and floor.... so i got to sit down in that.... I was pissed!!!(pun) Nothing like sitting in someone elses cold piss!

I never thought to wipe down my own seat.....

I hate the splash.... how about the splash after you already pissed alittle and crapped alittle.... yummy.