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Where does the ASS of an older man go?

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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:36 AM
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Default Where does the ASS of an older man go?
I see all of these older guys (i like checking out their ass's ya know) who have no ass.... lots of them have big belly's and no ass.

How does your ass dissappear?
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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:54 AM
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well, asians have no ass to begin with.
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Old May 7, 2003 | 07:01 AM
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The ass bone is connected to the stomach bone.
As the stomach expands it sucks the ass in.
The expansion of the stomach is directly proportional to the implosion of the ass.

This can be expressed mathematically as
S = A -
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Old May 7, 2003 | 08:50 AM
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What he said.

Basically, it doesn't go away - it just changes location.
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Old May 7, 2003 | 09:33 AM
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Well, men who are too lazy to do some goddamn pushups every once in a while are getting chest implants, I'm sure plastic surgeons can accomodate other needs
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Old May 7, 2003 | 10:53 AM
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ahahaha.... thank you for the well thought out responses....

Now for just $9.99 "Addsomeass spray for the older gentleman".
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Old May 7, 2003 | 11:11 AM
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You tell me old man.
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Old May 7, 2003 | 11:16 AM
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I agree with the stomach equation, but also I think it gets worn out from the couch. So I think the ratio is the more ESPN the less ass.

ESPN is inversly proportional to ASS.
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Old May 8, 2003 | 06:26 AM
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ahaha.. I still have a full plump ass......

you should be turning grey here pretty soon....when is my kid due?

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Old May 8, 2003 | 06:46 AM
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Originally posted by Scot
ahaha.. I still have a full plump ass......

you should be turning grey here pretty soon....when is my kid due?
I'm hoping it is your kid so I don't have to pay all the bills. 5/23 is the due date.
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