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Lips is right, your one sick puppy. I still like bacon though. In fact who want to go get some chicken fried bacon right now. I'm hungry. Feelin about a quart low on cholesterol.

 

Yeah, but pork chops taste good, bacon taste good.

Hey, sewer rat might taste good.......

(you know the flick)

 

Bacons are not made from the heart, silly boy.
Even though every part of a pig is edible, heart isn't very tasty. I don't really like the taste of the heart. I prefer stomach, intestines, kidney, ears and scalp.
Smoked pig butt can be very good as well.
Usually I'm not a big fan of the liver, but liver dumpling soup is very very tasty.

 

I work for Kraft Foods (we own Oscar Mayer) so we kill our fair share of pigs.

Now Jello is made in a pretty interesting fashion - anyone know?

 

My relatives supply your employer the meat, of course we know.
Let's just say Jello is not a vegetarian food.

 

Isn't Jello made with gellatin. . .which if I'm correct comes from fibrous material like fingernails, hair, parts of bone, ....?

Am I anywhere close?

 

You got it!
It's made of gelatin....
Now, you might want to figure out what gelatin is made of....
It gives a whole new meaning to pigskin classic

 

Let me clear up the meaning to my words. I thought the gelatin was made up of the what I described in the following statement: ". . .which if I'm correct comes from fibrous material like fingernails, hair, parts of bone, ....?

Am I anywhere close?"

 

Sure gelatin can be made from those...but what's easier to process?
Animal fat and pig skin?
or bones......