Well they've rounded the the fourth turn and Raptor has obviously started to trot! Could this be a fix? DaRKCrow is a gonner. It's all over except for the fat ladys song. Let me find my Ethel Mirman record! AND THE WINNER IS WITH A TKO <Drum roll> none other than the night squawer himself, your nut and mine, "DARKCROW".

 

DaRKCrow-

Where are you taking me for dinner? Here are last Thursday's Pasadena Weekly "best of" picks:

Best Burrito - EL Cholo
Best Chinese - Panda Inn
Best Japanese - Kabuki
Best BBQ - Gus's Barbeque
Best Place to Blow a Fortune - JJ's Steakhouse
Best Restaurant - Arroyo Chop House (sounds like recycling stolen cars)
Best Margaritas - El Portal
Best Bloody Marys - Parkway Grille
Best Dive Bar - 35er
Best place to Buy Sex Toys - Le Sex Shoppe
Best Tattoo & Body Piercing - Old Pasadena Tattoo
Best Massage - Burke Williams Pasadena
Best Place to Find an American Flag - Stats
Best Place to Leave Your Lover - Bathroom at McMurphy's Restaurant and Tavern
Best Place for a Quicky - Roofs of Parking Garages in Old Pasadena
Best Place to Guy Watch - What, how'd that get in there?

 

How about get you a good prince Albert for you?!



DaRKCrow
"Can U say OUCH!"

 

He's dead.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]DaRKCrow-

Where are you taking me for dinner?

 

DaRKCrow-

Quick, tell Lips2000 we're not fags.

 

"That's right, honey...back me up on this one. I need your support. Don't leave me hanging. Let him have it!"

Sure...you're not gay...

Mark

 

Mark-

I think maybe you're gay. I don't see anybody else bringing up this shit. Texas faggot!

 

The new Ultimate Survivor series: Each contestant has to drive around Texas, hitting all the major cities --Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, Lubbock, San Antonio, Corpus Christi, Midland, etc. -- in a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads "I'm gay, I voted for Gore, and I'm here to take away your guns." The last one on the road wins.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]Mark-

I think maybe you're gay.