Why Bush really went to war....
Well, the true owner of the ring is visible when wearing it (Sauron). I guess the fact that we can still see the Fvck means he's the most evil of all. I won't dispute that...
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These political posts really are inappropriate.
For example, what if someone posted this here:
Did you folks see President Bush's State of the Union Address? How about
that surprise announcement? Howard Dean has been captured and he's in the
hands of interrogators." -David Letterman
"God forbid I should be the last one to criticize, but I think may be Howard
Dean has a bit of a problem because earlier today during a debate in New
Hampshire, he bit off Joe Lieberman's ear." -David Letterman
"I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police
that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone." -Craig
Kilborn
"Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to
Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight." -Craig Kilborn
"Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge raised security alert to a code red.
Apparently Howard Dean has escaped. Did you see Dean's crazed speech the
other night, yelling? I see why his wife won't campaign with him. In fact,
Dean has a new slogan: 'Aaghhhh.'" -Jay Leno
"Did you see Dean's speech last night? Oh my God! Now I hear the cows in
Iowa are afraid of getting mad Dean disease. I'm no pundit but it's always a
bad sign when at the end of your speech, your aide is shooting you with a
tranquilizer gun." -Jay Leno
"Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!" -Jay Leno
"Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard -
cut back on the Red Bull." -David Letterman
"Howard Dean has been the front-runner and last night he finishes a distant
third. Here's what happened: the people of Iowa realized they didn't want a
president with the personality of a hockey dad." -David Letterman
"Howard Dean came in a disappointing third place. Afterwards Dean said 'Iowa
is behind me and now I look forward to screaming at voters in New
Hampshire.'" -Conan O'Brien
"Howard Dean finished in third - his lead lasted about as long as Britney
Spears' marriage." -Craig Kilborn
"Howard Dean, long time Democratic front-runner finally introduced his wife
on the campaign. I'm telling you, this makes the Clintons look close."
-David Letterman
"John Kerry, Joe Lieberman and Dick Gephardt all agree that the capture of
Saddam Hussein was a great thing. But now, they say we have to keep our eyes
focused on the real enemy, Howard Dean." -Jay Leno
"Saddam Hussein interrogators said Saddam appears delusional, grandiose and
thinks he still can be elected president. I'm sorry that's not Saddam,
that's Howard Dean." -Craig Kilborn
"Howard Dean was endorsed by former Vice President Al Gore and now he is
getting advice from Al Gore. And I'm thinking, who better to give advice
than the guy who couldn't even get elected with the most votes?" -David
Letterman
"Howard Dean was endorsed by Al Gore. Now, if Dean could get Gray Davis to
campaign for him, that would put him over the top." -Jay Leno
"Al Gore has endorsed Howard Dean for president. That's pretty fitting, the
guy that didn't beat Bush endorsing the guy who won't beat Bush." -David
Letterman
"Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean was all smiles, well smirks, after
picking up the endorsement of former Vice President Al Gore at a rally in
Harlem ... Gore went on to praise Dean for taking a tough anti-war stance
before the invasion of Iraq and he praised Dean supporters in hopes that
will ease his concerns over lack of foreign policy experience, and his lack
of support among blacks and Latinos, and his hot temperament, and perceived
arrogance, and policy flip-flops, and campaign glitches. Well, there's a lot
going on here." -Jon Stewart
"General Wesley Clark commented on Gore endorsing Howard Dean. He said
endorsements don't win elections. Hey, in this country, votes don't even win
elections." -Jay Leno
"Presidential candidate Howard Dean is now being attacked for dodging the
draft. I never knew this about the guy - but now I know this guy is
presidential material." -David Letterman
"The New York Times is reporting that back in the '60s, presidential
candidate Howard Dean used a letter from a doctor about a back condition to
keep himself out of the draft in Vietnam and then spent 10 months skiing.
Well it sounds like he's done the impossible. He actually made Bill Clinton
and George Bush look like war heroes." -Jay Leno
"Presidential Democratic front-runner Howard Dean admitted to Chris Matthews
on the 'Hardball' show that he got out of the draft because of a bad back.
He had a curvature of the spine. Apparently it curved too far to the left."
-Jay Leno
"In a recent interview, Howard Dean admitted that he used to drink and smoke
pot. So, now all he needs to put him over the top is a sex scandal." -David
Letterman
"In his new book, 'Winning Back America,' Dean talks about his wealthy prep
school and how he used to get drunk. Let me get this straight - he had rich
parents, drank a lot, went to prep school and avoided Vietnam. He's the
alternative to George Bush? I think he is George Bush." -Jay Leno
"Howard Dean is a politician, a medical doctor and a Democrat. So he has
three reasons to tell women to take off their clothes now." -Jay Leno
"While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times
recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and
balanced Vermont's budget - all traditionally conservative policies. Dean
also received an 'A' rating from the National Rifle Association, which I
think you can't get unless you've killed a guy." -Jon Stewart
"Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean's presidential campaign is handing out
tongue depressors to volunteers with his name on them. Wasn't that Clinton's
trick?" -Jay Leno
For example, what if someone posted this here:
Did you folks see President Bush's State of the Union Address? How about
that surprise announcement? Howard Dean has been captured and he's in the
hands of interrogators." -David Letterman
"God forbid I should be the last one to criticize, but I think may be Howard
Dean has a bit of a problem because earlier today during a debate in New
Hampshire, he bit off Joe Lieberman's ear." -David Letterman
"I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police
that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone." -Craig
Kilborn
"Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to
Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight." -Craig Kilborn
"Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge raised security alert to a code red.
Apparently Howard Dean has escaped. Did you see Dean's crazed speech the
other night, yelling? I see why his wife won't campaign with him. In fact,
Dean has a new slogan: 'Aaghhhh.'" -Jay Leno
"Did you see Dean's speech last night? Oh my God! Now I hear the cows in
Iowa are afraid of getting mad Dean disease. I'm no pundit but it's always a
bad sign when at the end of your speech, your aide is shooting you with a
tranquilizer gun." -Jay Leno
"Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!" -Jay Leno
"Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard -
cut back on the Red Bull." -David Letterman
"Howard Dean has been the front-runner and last night he finishes a distant
third. Here's what happened: the people of Iowa realized they didn't want a
president with the personality of a hockey dad." -David Letterman
"Howard Dean came in a disappointing third place. Afterwards Dean said 'Iowa
is behind me and now I look forward to screaming at voters in New
Hampshire.'" -Conan O'Brien
"Howard Dean finished in third - his lead lasted about as long as Britney
Spears' marriage." -Craig Kilborn
"Howard Dean, long time Democratic front-runner finally introduced his wife
on the campaign. I'm telling you, this makes the Clintons look close."
-David Letterman
"John Kerry, Joe Lieberman and Dick Gephardt all agree that the capture of
Saddam Hussein was a great thing. But now, they say we have to keep our eyes
focused on the real enemy, Howard Dean." -Jay Leno
"Saddam Hussein interrogators said Saddam appears delusional, grandiose and
thinks he still can be elected president. I'm sorry that's not Saddam,
that's Howard Dean." -Craig Kilborn
"Howard Dean was endorsed by former Vice President Al Gore and now he is
getting advice from Al Gore. And I'm thinking, who better to give advice
than the guy who couldn't even get elected with the most votes?" -David
Letterman
"Howard Dean was endorsed by Al Gore. Now, if Dean could get Gray Davis to
campaign for him, that would put him over the top." -Jay Leno
"Al Gore has endorsed Howard Dean for president. That's pretty fitting, the
guy that didn't beat Bush endorsing the guy who won't beat Bush." -David
Letterman
"Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean was all smiles, well smirks, after
picking up the endorsement of former Vice President Al Gore at a rally in
Harlem ... Gore went on to praise Dean for taking a tough anti-war stance
before the invasion of Iraq and he praised Dean supporters in hopes that
will ease his concerns over lack of foreign policy experience, and his lack
of support among blacks and Latinos, and his hot temperament, and perceived
arrogance, and policy flip-flops, and campaign glitches. Well, there's a lot
going on here." -Jon Stewart
"General Wesley Clark commented on Gore endorsing Howard Dean. He said
endorsements don't win elections. Hey, in this country, votes don't even win
elections." -Jay Leno
"Presidential candidate Howard Dean is now being attacked for dodging the
draft. I never knew this about the guy - but now I know this guy is
presidential material." -David Letterman
"The New York Times is reporting that back in the '60s, presidential
candidate Howard Dean used a letter from a doctor about a back condition to
keep himself out of the draft in Vietnam and then spent 10 months skiing.
Well it sounds like he's done the impossible. He actually made Bill Clinton
and George Bush look like war heroes." -Jay Leno
"Presidential Democratic front-runner Howard Dean admitted to Chris Matthews
on the 'Hardball' show that he got out of the draft because of a bad back.
He had a curvature of the spine. Apparently it curved too far to the left."
-Jay Leno
"In a recent interview, Howard Dean admitted that he used to drink and smoke
pot. So, now all he needs to put him over the top is a sex scandal." -David
Letterman
"In his new book, 'Winning Back America,' Dean talks about his wealthy prep
school and how he used to get drunk. Let me get this straight - he had rich
parents, drank a lot, went to prep school and avoided Vietnam. He's the
alternative to George Bush? I think he is George Bush." -Jay Leno
"Howard Dean is a politician, a medical doctor and a Democrat. So he has
three reasons to tell women to take off their clothes now." -Jay Leno
"While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times
recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and
balanced Vermont's budget - all traditionally conservative policies. Dean
also received an 'A' rating from the National Rifle Association, which I
think you can't get unless you've killed a guy." -Jon Stewart
"Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean's presidential campaign is handing out
tongue depressors to volunteers with his name on them. Wasn't that Clinton's
trick?" -Jay Leno
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