So the first 4 were already written but I'm bored as hell at work and did the rest. Feel free to add to it.


BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me......

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

SARAH PALIN: Gosh darnit. That chicken was a maverick and by golly he

 

 

not bad

needed a laugh for this slow afternoon

 

I always thought the answer to this question was:

to prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

we got dead armadillos all over the place down south here (florida)

 

ZOMAX: I've got this chicken, and it may cross a road tonight. I thought I'd post about it. (credit to someone else who shall remain nameless)

 

lol at helen keller

 

LEET: t3h ch1ck3n cro553d t3h r0ad

 

 

mavrick!

 

OJ Simpson should be more like: I did not kill that chicken, but if I did, I would've snuck into his house and stabbed him multiple times through the throat, to the point of near decapitation.