Received as an e-mail. Thought it was good.


WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side." That's why "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I
say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other
side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain
and
simple as that.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us

that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe it?

FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross the road but
also will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook. Internet explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the
"black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?

 

I don't get it - whos' Colonel Sanders?

 

do you live in a cave kentucky fried chicken guy

 

Schroedinger: The chicken stayed on this side AND crossed the road.
GWB: to impose its reign of terrah

 

Those are good.

 

whoever is Jerry Falwell is, he sounds like he hit it with a chicken before

 

Leader of the religious right

 

 

 

hahaha man daz hilarious, i liked what grandpa had to say