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Old Dec 10, 2002 | 12:28 PM
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From: "Shocking News" <infonews@latestemailnews.com> | This is Spam | Add to Address Book
To: "Wantone" <wantone@yahoo.com>
Subject: Wantone Enlarge your Penis safely and naturally
Date: Tue Dec 10 12:05:21 PST 2002 -0800






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I get 5 of these ads a day... if they'd only knew I was hung like an HKS Super Dragger Single Supra Exhaust...
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Old Dec 10, 2002 | 02:23 PM
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wantone,

Does this story sound about right for you?

1) You meet a girl after a night out on the town.
2) You heavily intoxicate her and drag her back to the stabbin' cabin.
3) "VTEC" it for the usual few minutes.
4) Pass out (she had long already done so).
5) Wake the next morning to an empty bed, with no note or anything.
6) Check your inbox and receive above said email?

It's okay man. At least you have some private time to look at an eighteen inch ...



















rim.
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Old Dec 10, 2002 | 03:05 PM
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And... you're speaking from experience?
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Old Dec 10, 2002 | 03:15 PM
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Originally posted by wantone
And... you're speaking from experience?
No, no, no...I don't get those weird emails that you seem to receive 5 times a day. Instead, my inbox is flooded with these messages...



From: "Shocking News" <infonews@latestemailnews.com> | This is Spam | Add to Address Book
To: "MrMacK" <MrMacK@yahoo.com>
Subject: MrMack Your Penis too large!
Date: Tue Dec 10 12:05:21 PST 2002 -0800






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Old Dec 10, 2002 | 03:32 PM
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Old Dec 10, 2002 | 04:01 PM
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mrmack that was good man, LOL
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Old Dec 10, 2002 | 05:01 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by MrMacK
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Now You Can Have a more 'woman friendly'; as opposed to gargantuan Penis Closedeal!... Now you do not have to hold back for fear of injuring one of the many girls you bring home.
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