Were afraid to ask.....


Many times we come across things that we question and ask ourselves, why things are the way they are. We often don't however because we do not want to give off the impression that we are stupid!

Well here is your chance. No question too dumb here and hopefully we can learn some of the mysteries that weigh in the back of our minds!

I'll start it off.


Why in the hell do dogs sniff each others butt when they come in contact with one another?

 

Why do women get less horny, the longer you are married and guys cant keep it down?

 

Because they need to determine the health and strength of the other dog, long with their diet. Similar to Dr. Bigfinger asking you for a stool sample. They also use this to see if one of he dogs will act submissively (by rolling onto their back and exposing their underbelly) - helps establish the pecking order of the pack without a fight.

 

when you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

 

I'm going to give this a shot during our next board meeting.

Thank for the explanation I thought my dog was gay.

 

Too easy! Purple! I choked a yellow Snork the other day but it turned green! figure that one out.

 

Why do tornados always seem to find there way through trailer parks?

 

smufs turn a darker blue when you choke them

and w/ the second one you succeded to fail



my question: why is the media freaking out so much with this swine flu BS, only one death, and it was a baby from mexico, come on folks babies don't have good immune systems to begin with

 

seriously. it's like hundreds of people die from the flu daily, this is no different.

 

Good point about the media. I think they try to make things more serious than they actually are so they can portray an image that gets people all riled up.


Why do peole always seem to drive slow in the fast lane when I am running late for work? I hate that?