The organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was in charge.
Each organ took a turn speaking up:

Brain....I should be in charge because I run all
body functions.

Blood...I should be in charge because I
circulate oxygen for the brain.

Stomach...I should be in charge because I
process food to the brain.

Legs....I should be in charge because I take the
brain where it wants to
go.

Eyes...I should be in charge because I let the
brain see where it's
going.

Asshole...I should be in charge because I get
rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed and made the asshole
very mad. To prove his point, the asshole
immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed
that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of
any waste whatsoever.

Day 1-
Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for
relief

Day 2 -
Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly

Day 3 -
Legs got cramps and became unstable

Day 4 -
Eyes became watery and vision became blurred

Day 5 -
Blood became toxic and poisoned the body

Day 6 -
The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in
charge.

The moral of the story:

No matter who you are, or how important you
think you are, you will find that it is always
the asshole that is in charge.


DaRKCrow
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good joke

 

Asshole

 

good one! assholes run the world!

 

that was great

 

well, that explains a few things

 

I need to copy that and give it to my med students.

 

wow. that asshole is a real asshole.

 

ehheeheehee
asshole ```

 

LMAO...Can i be an asshole too???