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Why I love Blondies.......

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Old Nov 7, 2002 | 03:05 PM
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A blondie friend of mine calls me up and said, "Please come over and help me...I have
a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." I asked her, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" She was so excited...and said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." So I was like wow, that might be interesting....(I have a few 1000 pieces Jigsaw of animals but tiger is a first.....so I decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets me in (the house) and shows me where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. I looked at the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anyting that resembling a tiger." I held her hand and Said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then..............(Muse I didnt do anything here)" I sighed, and said,




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"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box! DAMN IT!!!"
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Old Nov 7, 2002 | 03:13 PM
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Oh Boy. What a Coffee, U want coffee, please go 7-11. Just go straight what u suppose looking for. lol
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Old Nov 7, 2002 | 03:15 PM
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LOL!! A funny blonde joke...that's a first.
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Old Nov 7, 2002 | 03:16 PM
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Hi Muse!
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Old Nov 7, 2002 | 04:50 PM
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Old Nov 7, 2002 | 05:22 PM
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that was funny
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Old Nov 8, 2002 | 07:37 AM
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Ha.
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Old Nov 8, 2002 | 10:36 AM
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That's too funny
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Old Nov 8, 2002 | 11:31 AM
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LOL, that's why I like blondes too.
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Old Nov 8, 2002 | 11:45 AM
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gotta love the mentality of blondes...
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