Ive been tossing this all over the place and its about time I bring it to the attention of my public on the question. Why wont Jeff Gordon just admit hes gay? Here I have come up with just a few facts to prove I believe hes gay and see how many I can get to follow me here.

1. Just look at him come on really now it says it all right there.

2. Hes in a sport with a bunch of touch guys slamming cars and busting heads and hes the only pretty boy out there.

3. After winning his championship he got a kiss from his "so called" wife but it was just this little peck and then he wiped it off.

4. His cars paint job the whole rainbow thing.

5. Hes a part of the rainbow warriors. and what are they fighting for??? maybe whos ganna be on top next?? could be hmmmmmmmmmm

6. When he talks just his voice and even more so his wanting to always make the threat to always do something to someones ass when he gets screwed over. with how gay he is wouldnt he like being screwed over?

7. The way hes the only one in the whole sport who if he dont win has to cry and sob over how they cheated him out of the win and its not fair

Well theres a few reasons more may follow but lets see what our viewers have to say on this small topic. Please respond and feel free to add even more reasons if you please. Help me here just to understand. Im lost.