Im pretty fluent in womaneese, or the bs side excuses a woman will give you but really mean something else.

Im really good with the ladies and getting things done my way, but recently I was with a gal that I began to like and then she displayed the obvious signs of the X bf crawling back, so I withdrew from the equation and started doing other girls. Then some comes back to me one day crying and confessing the situation, to make things short, she gave me this bit of womaneese

"I know him, I dont know you"

Had me kinda scratching my head, so I was like ummm ok. Well the best of luck to you both. But the broke down and said its hard for her to do this and she likes me soo much blah blah blah, but I dont mean to sound like a dick but if she actually had to weigh it out, I dont have time for that crap, too many gals out there that are waiting to take a chance with me seriously.

So, can someone help me translate what the bit of womaneese means?

Heh im not sitting around waiting on her, I have another girl now and im doin fine, just curious what that meant.

 

she knows what she has or is getting or is going to get with him and even though she may not like him as much as you, she doesn't know what she is getting, has or is going with you??????????????????

I got bad news for you....I been married thirty years and I still haven't got a fricking clue what she means half the time and it seems like the longer this goes on it just keeps gettting worse.

So I am just guessing...

 

It means that he's better in bed then you and she's not sure if you'll ever be any good in bed so she might aswell stay with her loser ex whose great in bed. btw the other guy is me.

 

hahaha right on! but J inDA, she was very very tight when I got ahold of her, but not anymore

 

probably means that she knows or accepts his faults/ mistakes with the ex while she afraid to experience finding out your imperfections (page 63 of the womaneese dictionary).

 

its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean.

 

Ya thats what im thinking, but I know they wont last and she will be back my way shortly, but sorry baby, ill be loooong gone lol

 

means she knows shes going back for more...as for you...well, sorry charlie

 

It means GTFO while you can, I'm more trouble than I'm worth.

 

38 years here and I agree 100%