ok, maybe not but it sucked nevertheless....jeezsh@!

Tomorrow I swear I will kick my co-worker's ass for setting me up on this date. - - > Here is how it went down:

I was supposed to go and meet her at her apartment around 7'sh or so....I get there right at 7:05....ring/dong doorbell....nothing....so I call her cell phone. She said she would be right there....???? I waited unitl 7:20, then I said screw this. I left and when I am almost back at my house my phone rings and she says "I guess you don't want to go out?".....????!!!!! She apologized and she said to please go back.....I told her where I lived and that she could come by.

So she comes by around 8pm or so and we were going to go and get something to eat. A couple of my friends called and they were taking their girlfriends to see a movie....cool! She agreed and we were on our way to mee them. On my way there, I get a light and right beside me pulls this old Vega (nice, beautiful mean sounding car with big'ol MT's on the back....yum!). We both give the stare and I tell "bitchy (that will be her name)" to hang on. I get smoked off the line by about 3 cars...I was catching him but by the next light it was pretty much over...thumbs up and we both went our own ways.....

She said how cool that was and how she loves speed and cars....cool! Then her phone rings and she proceeds to tell the other person on the line how she is on a date and this "asshole" almost killed her Did I miss something??

After she got off the phone I asked her....??What was that about?? She actually pretended like nothing happened. I asked her if it in fact bugged her that I raced that guy and she said that it did not bugged her a bit......weird.

We decided to skip the movies and we went to eat instead...I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE EAT SO FAST AND MAKE SO MUCH NOISE WHILE MUNCHING AWAY.... and a big burp at the end too I was going to pay for dinner but I wanted her at least to make the effort, or pretend that she was going to pay for her own way....no such thing....I paid and I did not even get a thank you.....lots of dead silence. Then she continues to say how much more attention she has got ever since she got her boob job and how if she really wanted to she could be without working as she could get guys to do anything for her.

OK, this date is over...I started to driver her home as she babbled some nonsense about war and children going hungry (did not make sense somehow). Then she said she wanted to come over and go swimming....she had a nice rack but I already had a headache by then

So I took her home as she invites me to go up to her apartment.....not even tempting, she was a ..... that is 7 out of 7 since my divorce...sucks!!

Angel
*keep in mind there is even more but these are just the highlights...*

 

Honestly, I think this story reflects as poorly on you as it does on her. Not trying to be too critical but..... I would never even think about street racing on a first date. I also don't play games with my date to see if she's gonna whip out her wallet after dinner, must be the old fashioned guy in me. Your date doesn't sound like a winner either though. I think your date would look good on the tube after the Anna Nicole show as a warmup to the Osbournes though.

 

I think after this 7:00 thing I would have said see ya!

I'm proud you did not go upstairs.

The old addage doth apply

Burn me once, shame on you,
Burn me twice, shame on me.

 

More to it than that?? Highlights of her rack...c'mon we need pics.

 

...j/k Angel. You can't give up now though...since you still haven't found a winner. There should be a form a girl's gotta fill out before you even start talking to her. Kinda like that open table dating where you switch from one table to another every five minutes to find the person you're interested in without wasting time. Good luck to ya though.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Z06-KILLR
[B]ok, maybe not but it sucked nevertheless....jeezsh@!

 

Yeah, if you want someone p.h.a.t. look no further than May.... I have seen pics of her in the "show yourself" thread

(btw may, no offense, please don't kick my ass, I know you're taken, but after this guy's date, we have to show him that real women do exist, such as may and redgirl and all the other S-Ladies )

PS: for those that DON'T know, Phat means Pretty Hot And Tempting

 

Sound like my type of girl.

 

Yea man, where the hell do girls like this exist? sheesh! Dood, come move to California! Smart and beautiful girls everywhere Do I have to remind you with that "one" pic of me and my tutor?

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Strike
[B]Honestly, I think this story reflects as poorly on you as it does on her.