You could get mad cow disease.

 

Muscle's muscle. Cut it small enough, grill it up and you'll never know it's human or horse or roadkill for that matter. And, you know, humans have tenderloins too, the psoas muscle. Ummm, tender...

 

Mad weiner disease. That could be serious. Watch out! They put all kinds of wierd stuff in hotdogs and sausage. All them lips, eyelids, scrap meats, other mucous membranes!

My advice: Eat Kosher beef hotdogs. None of the above allowed.


I'm not a surgeon but I have been a meat cutter by trade for 25 years. Know my way around a knife too. Yes humans have loins, london broil, top sirloins and shanks. All the same parts but in different proportions.
Question. I think we'd eat just about anything if hungry enough. If you'de eat a regular variety hot dog, you'de eat human flesh! Fear Factor style!
This wouldn't be my preference but.........
I will tell you, before I did eat human flesh, there wouldn't be anything else alive within 50 kilometers. Including insects, birds, hot dogs, Etc.

 

Are people like pork? (The other, other white meat?) Or red meat?

 

Humans... the other white meat.

Yes, humans are white meat.

 

I'd eat it, but only if it were a really good friend who did lots of drugs. Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky and get a residual high.

Seriously though, I'd probably eat it in the given scenario. I doubt human flesh is very different taste-wise (maybe it tastes like chicken!) from the various kinds of animal meat we consume daily, and IMO, the aversion to eating human flesh is more psychological than anything else. The only problem for me is that tritium_pie specifically says it's cooked medium-well...I like my steaks well-done, so the human-flesh-ka-bob would need to be cooked well-done too!

So yeah, with a 1" cube, cooked well-done, from a good friend who used lots of drugs, I'd probably eat it.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by bubbastook
Muscle's muscle.

 

...and TritiumPie, you're not standing next to me at the next meet.

 

I thought balut was nasty. One of my best pals swears it's better than Viagra. He's a newlywed though...

I've eaten some weird stuff... fish eyeballs - fish brain - tounge tacos - rocky mountain oysters - but there's something so *taboo* about eating human flesh that I would have to say only if it meant the difference between living - or starving to death.

In all likelyhood it's prolly a lot like pork.

 

i actually had to do a 15 page report on cannibalism. couple of instances where people ate others for survival and others because of cultural and for psychotic reasons. i thought the topic was very interesting but i dont think i would eat someone though