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Old Dec 3, 2008 | 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Yellow_S,Dec 3 2008, 03:40 AM
I see a pair of boobs and a cameltoe. Not a dude to me.
If thats how you roll, it's all good!!
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Old Dec 3, 2008 | 02:58 AM
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To answer the original question, if I couldn't tell or didn't know that she was a he (meaning all of her parts look like genuine female parts), I would tap it in a minute.

Are you 100% that every female you have ever been with or lusted after was the real deal? No. If it looks like a Ferrari, sounds like a Ferrari, and performs like a Ferrari, and I don't know any better, I'm going to to treat it like a Ferrari... who wouldn't?
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Old Dec 3, 2008 | 06:33 AM
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I know about that Asian chick/dude. My friend asked me one time if I would hit it. After seeing the picture I was like HELL THE **** YES!!

...then he told me it was a dude.
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Old Dec 3, 2008 | 09:34 AM
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Unkie Trunkie says, "If anybody, including the 'girl' herself, asks you if you'd tap the hot chick, the immediate response should be, 'What's the catch?'"

Now, pay attention:

What's the catch? She's a dude.


What's the catch? She has herpes.


What's the catch? She's not necessarily legal.


What's the catch? She's not quite living.


Don't hesitate to ask, "What's the catch?"
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Old Dec 3, 2008 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Yellow_S,Dec 3 2008, 02:40 AM
I see a pair of boobs and a cameltoe. Not a dude to me.
thats my thought. plus you cant get her prego.
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Old Dec 3, 2008 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by S2krazy2,Dec 3 2008, 03:58 AM
To answer the original question, if I couldn't tell or didn't know that she was a he (meaning all of her parts look like genuine female parts), I would tap it in a minute.

Are you 100% that every female you have ever been with or lusted after was the real deal? No. If it looks like a Ferrari, sounds like a Ferrari, and performs like a Ferrari, and I don't know any better, I'm going to to treat it like a Ferrari... who wouldn't?
nice analogy on the ferrari.
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Old Dec 3, 2008 | 04:52 PM
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That Asian chick/dude is HOT HOT HOT.
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Old Dec 3, 2008 | 05:47 PM
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damn, i just lost my erection. Where's the adam's apple?
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Old Dec 3, 2008 | 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by S2krazy2,Dec 3 2008, 03:58 AM
Are you 100% that every female you have ever been with or lusted after was the real deal? No.
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/..._ever.phtml#578

Major WW on the link for language/situation, but that statement of yours matches this story starting at the section labeled "WARNING".
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Old Dec 3, 2008 | 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Sabre,Dec 3 2008, 09:16 PM
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/..._ever.phtml#578

Major WW on the link for language/situation, but that statement of yours matches this story starting at the section labeled "WARNING".
I'm mortified after reading that. I'm 100% positive that I've never been with a dude, but I will certainly be very careful in the future.
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